Which calamities will affect the Future Turtles camp at Burning Man in 2025?
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94%
Dust Storm ๐ŸŒช๏ธ
85%
Vehicle Breakdown ๐Ÿš—
83%
Lost Camp Members ๐Ÿ”
71%
Extreme Heat ๐Ÿฅต
66%
Power Outage โšก
58%
Medical Emergency ๐Ÿš‘
55%
Food Poisoning ๐Ÿคข
40%
Structural Collapse ๐Ÿš๏ธ
37%
Plague (๐Ÿธ / ๐Ÿชณ / ๐Ÿค )
36%
Water Shortage ๐Ÿ’ง
34%
Theft / Burglary ๐Ÿ”’
33%
Sexual Assault ๐Ÿšฉ
24%
Fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ
14%
Rain ๐ŸŒง๏ธ / Flooding
8%
Psychotic Break ๐Ÿง  โšก๏ธ

The Future Turtles are a camp of gay techies. This poll will inform our emergency prepraredness priorities.

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@TristanRoberts does this include all common viral infections (e.g. the common cold) ?

@TristanRoberts would this include dead car battery? What about lost car keys?

@TristanRoberts how long do they need to be lost for this to resolve โ€˜Yesโ€™?

What about if someone is gone for, say, 16+ hrs, such that camp mates become worried about him, but the โ€œlost guyโ€ never felt lost himself and merely got sucked into the Comfort & Joy love-shack > a deep playa art exploration date > ketamine wormhole > sunrise set > morning coffee-camp-crawl > foam shower party {> etc.; you know, as one does in BRC} before stumbling home to Future Turtles and even realizing their campmates had been worried?

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