Will there be a consumer device to detect and measure microplastics under <$300 by the end of 2025?

Will Bryan Johnson do a microplastics cleanse for 2 weeks by 2030

Will someone finally pester Peter Thiel on his position on microplastics in *any* conference (or in public) by 2026?

Will ed boyden prefrontal cortex turn into more than 1 percent microplastics by weight by 2030?

Will ANY restaurant test and publicly report microplastic or AGE levels of their foods by EOY 2028

Will December 28 be announced as holiday known as "Microplastics Awareness Day" *anywhere* on the Internet by EOY2029?

Microplastic free N95 masks widely available by EOY 2028?

Will someone craft a microplastic to be shaped exactly like Jose Luis Ricon (JLR!!!!!!!!!)by EOY 2040?

Will Jim o'neill prefrontal cortex have more than 1 percent microplastics by weight by 2030?

Will isaak freeman take a blood/tissue sample test for microplastics by EOY 2029?